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What movies have not aged well?

13.06.2025 11:38

What movies have not aged well?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Live and Let Die

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why do American conservatives say that America is a constitutional republic and not a democracy? Would it not make sense to call America a constitutional republican democracy?

Goldfinger

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Why do guys on dating apps often just first message "hey" or "hey how are you" instead of being more creative and unique? How do they think being a copycat will stand out?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Who was the guy that had sex with the AIDS monkey?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Moonraker

23andMe says 15% of customers asked to delete their genetic data since bankruptcy - TechCrunch

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Does Donald Trump have low self-esteem?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Is it possible to permanently quit pornography?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

A View to a Kill

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Can we trust the Bible when Constantine and the First Council of Nicaea took out many books of the Bible and altered existing translation by removing things?

-J W Pepper

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

The Man with the Golden Gun

'Whip/Nae Nae' child star pleads guilty but mentally ill, gets 30 years for cousin's death - USA Today

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Dr No

From Russia With Love

Fossils show colonies of reptiles lived communally 250 million years ago - Phys.org

You Only Live Twice

Octopussy

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

When a dog smells another dog’s poo or wee, do they then remember that scent for when they smell it again, or even further know which dog they are smelling if they know the dog?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Diamonds Are Forever

-”Ah so!”

Wow! The changeover from President Biden to VP Kamala Harris as candidate could not have been more successful in just 2 days! It was as if they had been planning it. Could they have planned it? Are you excited by the positive Democratic response?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-All the bad guys are black.

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